Ten Clues It's Summer Here...
1. You don't remember the last time you wore socks and your feet have the tan lines for your chacos, teva flip flops, and crocs.
2. You refuse to go to anything that would call for you wearing pants.
3. The heat index is higher than the average 3rd grader can count.
4. You've taken up swimming everyday, not because there's a pool, but because with the humidity as high as it is, it's just more practical to SWIM through the air than WALK on the ground.
5. You are beginning to hate people who have central air conditioner. That's right, hate. Jealousy was back somewhere around April 3rd or so.
6. Every Asian man who is above 30 and has a beer belly rolls their shirt up to where just their bellies are sticking out. You contemplate doing this, but you realize that A. you're white and B. you have more hair on your stomach than all the men in your complex have combined.
7. You can literally smell people from 10 feet away and you KNOW that if you had to give up one of your 5 senses it would be smell with no questions asked.
8. You're starting to forget what it feels like to be completely dry, because most of the time you're wet with sweat. MMMM...sweat.
9. You don't take a hot shower. Well, that is you don't use the hot water heater, but the water is hot because the pipe runs outside.
10. You're pretty much "not fresh" by the time you walk out your gate, if you make it that far.
So Ryan and Bradley came to town...
This past week 2 friends from home made the trip over the Pacific. We had ALOT of fun. Here's some snippets...
HK... great city, lots of fun, lots of food, lots of sights!
Fever problems at the border, have no fear, we got through...
$0.36 McDonald's ice cream at least every other day, sometimes more
Ryan got locked in the bathroom...
Bradley busted down bathroom door to get Ryan out
Ryan was behind on Lost... we watched almost a full season...
We laughed. We ate. We laughed some more. We ate some more.
Alright folks. Two whole blogs in one. Be happy. Peace out blogspot.
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